July 2011
112 posts
I’M A FUCKING WIZARD
HYPERVENTILATING
I speak now, Pottermore, directly to you. You have permitted your servers to crash for you for you rather than face me yourself. I shall wait one hour in Tumblr. If at the end of that hour, you have not come to me, have not loaded, the battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the internet myself, Pottermore, and I shall find you, and I shall punish every sevrver, flicking 15 seconds times, and support message who has tried to conceal you from me. One hour.
Lavender Brown changed the most, by far.
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