May 2013
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An illustrated tale by Shelby
thefrogman:
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
Written and illustrated by Shelby [tumblr]
brainbowunicorn:
sucha-retardis:
sucha-retardis:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
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unimpressed2chainz:
i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you looking like a fine aryan prince’ will they be german who knows who cares
April 2013
27 posts
previouslysane:
what if every convention had cosplayers
like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
calliopesragingboner:
one-hamburger:
dicksp8jr:
fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
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leviathans-in-the-tardis:
howling-lights:
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leviathans-in-the-tardis:
sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this
IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????
never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident
uGHHHH YOU FREAK GO AWAY
deucebowl:
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
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dragonling asked: WILL YOU REAALLYYYYYYYYY
latorgator asked: GASP--It's your birthday?? Oh my goodness gracious me, happy birthday dear! Mine is coming up next week, so we're kinda sorta birthday buddies. <3 Hope we can RP again soon~!
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did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in...
spacepandar asked: Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dragonling asked: i just comMENTED ON UR FACEBOOK I am A TERRIBLE SPOUSE WHOOPS HAPPY BIRTHDAY AT LEAST IM NOT LATE IN UR TIMEZONE RITE yeeeeaaaaaah h h ok. hoping ur birthday is 2460fun im gonna ggggggggggg
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mallaidh asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL LOVELY DEAR <3 I HOPE YOU HAVE A SPLENDID DAY~~~~ <3
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drilltowardstheheavens:
donkeykongcountry2:
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
this has a great deal of accuracy though
chelseaskyeb:
aintnohallabackgirl:
i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
This was funnier to me then it should of been
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March 2013
21 posts
ygrittesnow:
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my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs
i’m in it to win it mothafuckers
no one has noticed yet
i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors
five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
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typesetjez:
c4stlebuilder:
WHY ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS
HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.
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hugh-skinner:
rustycrowe:
i fUCKIGNGN HATE YUOYOU
russell crowe everyone..
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ruf1ohn1tram:
calicorn submitted:
I made this just 4 u
this is beautiful as is ur face
tHANK
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