amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they fly over bays they would be baygels

pageofmelody:

No postprocessing, straight from the Game Boy. 

Listen close and you can hear where I gave up on making this sound good and lazily transposed 60 or so chains!

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

juMPING ON THE GEN II WAGON. ugh all your babies are so cute let me just say

here is Charlotte Hazard-Lee (cc said its LIKE HAZARDLY SO I KEPT IT). she’s twins with Martel (cc’s characters) and the love bby of Addy and Etoile. she may not look like her daddy, really BUT SHE SURE ACTS LIKE HIM. she also has a terrible sense of fashion thanks to her mom, but she thinks it’s great and everyone else doesn’t know what real fashion is. lotte is stuck up like her dad and she’s the most favored, because she’s ~daddy’s little princess~. while all the other children of eti have daddy issues, she’s getting all the love.

yeah more later. i just want to jump this wagon now. i have one more bby that’s chancery/eti’s. mmyep

edit: FIXED MY TYPO lmao shut up

pixiesurelovesthatlokifella:

jamiedole:

dailydot:

Quidditching! Slightly less embarrassing than planking.

COOL!

The baseball one is magical. Literally.

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

scarfarms:

Halle’s Daughter~

;alksdjf erghhh she’s so cuuute ;o; i am lovin all of these tegwarts gen II bbs a;sldkjf

thefrogman:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis

Written and illustrated by Shelby [tumblr]

brainbowunicorn:

sucha-retardis:

sucha-retardis:

what’s the best thing about living in switzerland

well the flag is a big plus

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.

unimpressed2chainz:

i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you looking like a fine aryan prince’ will they be german who knows who cares 

previouslysane:

what if every convention had cosplayers

like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler 

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

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